WHAT MEDICAL TRANSCRIPTIONISTS TALK ABOUT

"Molly":    Do you think anteroseptum is actually an okay word to use?    she is talking about the anterior septum, not saying anterior septal for anteroseptal.

"Polly":   I type it, I think its funky but that's what she always says.

"Molly":   k - I'll go with it then. htx.

"Polly":  But I know, kind of like frontohead.

"Molly":  LOL!

"Polly":  Oh, I got a terrible SQ error  yesterday....pectus extra bottom deformity!

"Molly":  omg!  How funny!   At least it wasn't a transcriptionist error!

"Polly": yeah.  I  fixed it right away .

"Molly":  I think I have that disease... extrabottom deformity that is!

"Polly": Me Too!!!

"Molly": : LOL!

"Polly":Where is that extra bottom icon!

 

GRANDSON NOAH, ONE PIC PER MONTH, EVERY MONTH FOR HIS 48 MONTHS ON EARTH

SUNDAY ROAST EASY AS PIE

Put the roast in the crockpot, add salt and pepper, onion gravy mix, a cup of water, a bag of baby carrots, a Knorr garlic cube and a bag of seasoning blend (onions, peppers, etc.).  Cook on low for 9 hours!  Ymmmmmm.

GET YOUR FILES IN ORDER!

 

These poly folders will hold up a lot better than paper but remember to tape the labels on as they don't stick very well.  It's all for my new "Tropical" office theme.  Hopefully to make me feel like I am on vacation even when I'm not.

HERE BE ZEBRAS!!!

All these medical shows tell you when you hear hooves, look for horses not zebras.  My family had a zebra!
In June, My brother in law was taken by ambulance to a hospital for weird behavior, combative behavior and acting drunk.  Tests revealed 4x the legal limit of blood alcohol.  But my sister knows her husband...After research and pushing for tests at the hospital...they found auto brewery syndrome.   A yeast disorder where your body produces alcohol.  Very interesting.  And quite a relief as it is controlled by diet.
Wow.

And to My Loyal Feng Shui Adviser, I Leave $3 Billion

From what I can gather about Feng Shui, other than the silly mystical aspects, is basically making your surroundings harmonious, comfortable and safe.  It is said that having a sofa in the dining room  leaning against the bedroom wall is good turtle.  We also be mindful not to spend too much time cooking with our backs to the door.  Other than that, I think you can just use your good sense.

I do know that in American culture, especially in the west, you always sit where you can see everyone else, and especially the door.  And in a couple's bedroom, the man should always sleep on the side of the bed closest to the door in case of an intruder.  I was also taught that a man always walks on the street side of the sidewalk because that is the dangerous side.  Also that way, the woman gets to look in all the windows.

Anyway here are some examples of bad feng shui.  According to me.

MY NEPHEW DOES IT AGAIN

He posted this video with the following note:

"I didn't find a video with the song and lyrics, so I made it. my very first video ever. Please watch.  BTW someone nicely looked it up and pointed out a mistake. Where it says "misses the fruit flies" apparently it should be "Mrs. Baird Fruit Pies"