THE EXPLANATION OF EVERYTHING

At Least When It Comes to Math

(According to My Friend Austin)

But then you probably already knew that.

Some Things I Learned When I Went Back (Again) to School

 Marfan Syndrome

 Marfan syndrome (also called Marfan's syndrome) is a genetic disorder of the connective tissue.  NOT the lights that appear in the sky around Marfa.

Pessary

A pessary is a medical device similar to the outer ring of a diaphragm. Therapeutic pessaries are used to support the the insides of a woman's pussery.

 Teratoma

A teratoma is an encapsulated tumor with tissue or organ components resembling normal derivatives of all three germ layers. Teratomas have been reported to contain hair, teeth, bone and very rarely more complex organs such as eye,torso, and hands, feet, or other limbs.  I think I knew a couple from math class.

 Fistula

 A fistula (pl. fistulas or fistulae) is an abnormal connection or passageway between two epithelium-lined organs or vessels that normally do not connect. This is a little Darwinian warning not to keep anything in, or else it will tunnel a canal through your skin and burst out.

 Concha Bullosa

 Concha bullosa  Concha Bullosa is an abnormal pneumatization of the middle turbinate which may interfere with normal ventilation of sinus ostia and can result in recurrent sinusitis.  I just put this one in because I like to say it:  Concha bullosa.

DELICIOUS AND HEALTHY AND I DRINK IT EVERY DAY!

PUT ALL IN A BLENDER AND DRINK:

 

My Funny Nephew

Jameson Meetmehalf-way Madere
yea, honestly.. i have no idea how this picture got here... i know my mom took pictures and put it on the computer, but i mean.. how did it get on my profile?!?!

Deborah Mills
you are hilarious jameson..I really love your posts!

Jameson Meetmehalf-way Madere
ok, honestly, i DONT get it! how am i funny? im NEVER funny, did the planets align or something to make it opposite day? HOW did i get funny and HOW did i get to be like my brother josh whenever i post highly intellectual things that put way too much thought into something like everyone says, but i say is the opposite... wait.. i think i know...
PUBERTY! i cant tell if its good or bad though... its like i have a dog cone on and the answer is cemented or something onto my back!\\

Deborah Mills
LOL!!!

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STOP LAUGHING! it makes me feel uncomfortable!

 Deborah Mills
I CAN'T STOP. STOP MAKING ME LAUGH!

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theres a theological rift in the current standpoint of our universe's state of existence, time, and reality!

Deborah Mills
OH STOP!!!!

APOLOGY WAFFLES

Yep, that'll work.

CAPRIAL AND JOHN HAVE GOT NOTHING ON THIS COOKING DUO

This is the grandkids from this weekend.