SCREEMING MAMMOGRAM DO YOU SEE THESE THINGS?  DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE? THEY'RE NIPPLE MARKERS!!!! NOW I HAVE FOUND TWO MORE THINGS I HATE TO DO: 1. Take off the right nipple marker. Scream. 2. Take off the left nipple marker. Scream again. THESE STICK MUCH WORSE THAN BANDAIDS. MORE LIKE SUPERGLUE! AND DON'T LEAVE THEM ON WHEN YOU GO INTO THE STORE: YOU WILL LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE BB-SIZED NIPPLES. YES, GO AHEAD AND GET YOUR MAMMOGRAM. BUT WHEN YOU SEE THEM COMING WITH THESE THINGS, RUN!!! IF THEY CATCH YOU, TELL THEM NO NEED... YOUR NIPPLES WILL BE IN THE EXPECTED LOCATION, THANK YOU! AFTER ALL, THEY DON'T MIGRATE LIKE TEETH! |
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
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