The Real Reason I'm Breaking Up With You
1. You have more than one "Action Figure."
2. You laugh like a girl.
3. I once saw you running in thongs.
4. Because you "accidently" put a Carpenter's song on a mix CD.
5. Because you don't know what a rick roll is.
6. You peed in the backyard.
7. Because I make more money than you.
8. Because you didn't notice my: manicure, haircut, smokey eyes, new tattoo etc.
9. Because you always send a half dozen roses and not a dozen.
10. None of my friends like you.
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