Saturday, March 27, 2010

Buddy Ganem Squirrel Busted

The infamous "Buddy Ganem Squirrel" has been apprehended and is being held at the San Patricio County Jail in Sinton, Texas.   Bail has been set at $1000.00.


According to S. Williams, she and the squirrel "had a stare-down" yesterday, and after a few tense minutes the squirrel finally looked away. Apparently the squirrel knew at that point that he "was going down" because he caused an unprecedented amount of damage that night, including taking down a dried flower wall swag. 

However, the squirrel gave himself up the next day, resignedly walking into the trap and closing the door behind him. 

Ms. Williams expressed relief that the Buddy Ganem Squirrel was off the most wanted list but said she had forgiven him in her heart, and that she hoped that they had him on suicide watch.

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