How do You Know if You're Just Fat....
Or Morbidly Obese
No Calipers or Tubs Needed, Just Check These Questions!
1. Have you ever worn corduroys to the library and after you pass a table of young boys one says to another "Did you hear thunder?"
2. Can you hold a large wet bath towel with your butt crack?
3. When you're on a sinking ship and not enough life preservers, does a large crowd gather around you?
4. When somebody asks when the "baby" is due, do you quickly calculate a date about 3 months from now.
5. At your last company picnic did a bunch of children run up to you, take off their shoes and go under your dress thinking you were the Jump House?
6. Does it only take a couple of inches of water in the bathtub to cover you up to the neck when you get in?
Yeah, But You Already Knew It, Didn't You?
Time to get in shape....Exercise....Eat Right....No More Fast Food...You Know the Drill
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