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Buddy Ganem Squirrel Hits Home for Second Time

The infamous "Buddy Ganem Squirrel" vandalized the home of an S. Williams for a second time yesterday, causing "significant chaos."  

Ms. Williams vowed that the next time "she would call an exterminator."    The rodent was dubbed the Buddy Ganem Squirrel because of the territory it frequents, possibly being displaced due to the building of a motel on property adjacent to Buddy Ganem Road.  

Houses in the neighborhood of Memorial Parkway are being inundated, their owners coming home to a blitzkrieg of rack and ruin.

"It was a shambles," said Ms. Williams.  The pictures below capture the havoc wreaked by the unruly animal.

"This...CREATURE....has come into my home, violated my space, and just plain made a mess,"  sobbed Ms. Williams. "And this is not the first time!  This so called BG squirrel was here a few months ago, inflicting mayhem, doom and destruction.  Why THIS house?  Why ME?  Oh the humanity!" cried Ms. Williams as she fainted to the floor.

She got up immediately.  "Is nothing sacred?" she went on. My beloved family photographs.  On the floor.  Face down." she pointed out.  "These things can't just be replaced, you know? " She sighed heavily as she surveyed the calamity again, despair and tears in her blue eyes as she wearily looked around the room.

Suddenly her eyes opened widely and she exclaimed "The squirrel dookie was everywhere!"  The devastated blonde shivered.  Her eyes glazed over as she repeated "The horror.  The horror."

Police officers on the scene could not located the Buddy Ganem squirrel and have called off the search on account of darkness and it being past suppertime.  If you see the squirrel, do not attempt to apprehend.  Call the police immediately at 911.